Quote #13929
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #10126
Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...
Quote #13042
Help thyself, and God will help thee.
Quote #19601
Man can learn nothing unless he proceeds from the known to the unknown.
Quote #20952
I conceive the essential task of religion to be to develop the consciences, the...
Quote #4326
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Quote #16855
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #5499
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Quote #3963
For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men,...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...