Quote #19492
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going...
Quote #12961
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #12413
How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over...
Quote #11834
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #9151
Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech.
Quote #18933
Seek simplicity, and distrust it.
Quote #6501
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #2025
The gates of Hell are open night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
Quote #13879
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...