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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
B. J. Gupta

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All fingers are not alike, If you cut bigger ones to make all equal...
Mikhail Bakunin

Quote #19762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
Lady Duff-Gordon

Quote #20020

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
Herbert Clark Hoover

Quote #14275

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
Martin Mull

Quote #20950

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
George Santayana

Quote #9729

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.
Michael Leuning

Quote #15137

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7277

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
George Burns

Quote #7781

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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