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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13652

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Dan Quayle

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What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a...
Robert McCloskey

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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but...
Alexander Kendrick

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On CBS Radio the news of his Ed Murrow’s death, reportedly from lung cancer,...
Steven Wright

Quote #19263

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Robin Green

Quote #20433

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The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Socrates

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Be slow to fall into friendship but when thou art in, continue firm and...
Lawana Blackwell

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Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one...
William Shakespeare

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I understand a fury in your words, But not the words.
Roosevelt, Eleanor

Quote #1945

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Somewhere along the line of development we discover what we really are, and then...
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