Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #3734
Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
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For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a...
Quote #13681
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #10850
He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar...
Quote #19267
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #9509
Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.
Quote #16400
My friend I consider you my brother. I know we are not blood, and...
Quote #12391
Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of...
Quote #19270
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...