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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend...
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All good men are happy when they choose to be their own authors. Those...
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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Teenagers go to college to be with their boyfriends and girlfriends they go because...
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If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
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Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
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Turn your midlife crisis to your own advantage by making it a time for...
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
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Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an...