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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Carol Burnett

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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Alexander Pope

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Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too...
Samuel Johnson

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He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
Fritz Perls

Quote #16338

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To mature means to take responsibility for your life, to be on your own....
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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It is extreme evil to depart from the company of the living before you...
John Dryden

Quote #2025

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The gates of Hell are open night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better...
Ernest Holmes

Quote #3971

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Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer.
Steven Wright

Quote #19258

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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