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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
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The best love affairs are those we never had.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of...
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Men and women are limited not by the place of their birth, not by...
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There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users.
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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I...
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...