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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
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You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
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No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
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A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and...
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The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man...
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you...
Henri De Montherlant

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