Quote #3433
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #14118
One does not make friends. One recognizes them.
Quote #20721
Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.
Quote #2941
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Quote #21215
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #9352
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #11113
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #7776
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #5990
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature…. Life is either...