Quote #9956
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #6486
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #13882
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
Quote #1458
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #9924
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
Quote #17859
The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life....
Quote #11675
One of the most basic principles for making and keeping peace within and between...
Quote #16708
Trumpet in a herd of elephants crow in the company of cocks bleat in...
Quote #10652
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...
Quote #520
Skill to do comes of doing.