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I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness,...
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...