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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Michael J. Gelb

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Over-seriousness is a warning sign for mediocrity and bureaucratic thinking. People who are seriously...
Jon Lithgow

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Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Thomas Fuller

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I can sympathise with people’s pains, but not with their pleasures. There is something...
Norm Crosby

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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of...
Ernie Banks

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Let’s play two
Mark Twain

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The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Jane Austen

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Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
Thomas Jefferson

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Determine never to be idle…It is wonderful how much may be done if we...
Dave Barry

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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