Quote #9784
If you don’t change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is...
Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #1774
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #19025
No, Ernest, don’t talk about action. It is the last resource of those who...
Quote #9982
We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once...
Quote #14446
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Quote #11467
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped...
Quote #7508
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #19261
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...