Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #6833
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Quote #13750
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #19798
Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
Quote #4922
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Quote #3446
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
Quote #4757
There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes the greater part of...
Quote #3393
It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted...
Quote #1628
A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Quote #21421
How do you define God Like this. A God I could understand, at least...