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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote #10096

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That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before.
Howard Scott

Quote #17417

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Criminal A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a...
Will Rogers

Quote #3450

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Politics is applesauce.
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #10751

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Dave Barry

Quote #4916

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9639

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is a time for some things, and a time for all things a...
Dwight D Eisenhower

Quote #279

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Dan Kelly

Quote #14708

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tell others of the positive effects of their actions. It will help return the...
Cardinal Mermillod

Quote #4114

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose...
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