Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #21639
The past is certain, the future obscure.
Quote #9124
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
Quote #9518
There is no way to peace peace is the way.
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It has been said that we have not had the three R’s in America,...
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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #3434
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.