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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
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In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the...
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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Genius is perseverence in disguise.
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When in doubt, do without.
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Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me...
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There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.