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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
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Pick a man for his human qualities, his values, his compatibility with you, rather...
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There is no such thing, at this date of the world’s history, in America,...
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When I feel bad, I work. When I have problems, when I’m depressed, when...
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If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest.
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the...
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Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll….beaner on...