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In war, truth is the first casualty.
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the...
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Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself I do not say that it...
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Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
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What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to...
Quote #14688
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.