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All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running...
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A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...
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I hate music, especially when it’s played.
Quote #3000
The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity.
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I was born an American I will live an American I shall die an...
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A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
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Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who listen to humanity or those who...
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...