Quote #2961
Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.
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Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes...
Quote #23265
It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the...
Quote #25405
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
Quote #12467
The envier praises me unknowingly.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #23758
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #4134
If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you...
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...