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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
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In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #13128
Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
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succes is quest that will take me a life time to for fill but...
Quote #18267
People asking questions, lost in confusion, well I tell them there’s no problem, only...
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
Quote #11427
Diligence is the mother of good luck.