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Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
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Jerry Show me the money
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does...
Quote #18639
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
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After several minutes of utterly dull conversation I began to think of her not...
Quote #6501
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...
Quote #24048
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
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Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...