Quote #20118
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce...
Quote #23645
He who has great power should use it lightly.
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #19606
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Quote #1220
Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should...
Quote #493
Nothing succeeds like address.
Quote #7840
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.