Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #19498
If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #6510
If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience...
Quote #17835
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
Quote #20681
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Quote #12240
Humans live best when each has a place to stand, when each knows where...
Quote #1142
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...
Quote #19519
Success is dangerous. One begins to copy oneself, and to copy oneself is more...
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.