Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #4142
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...
Quote #28142
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
Quote #1819
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me...
Quote #19340
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
Quote #5712
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Quote #19682
Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please.
Quote #9609
If I am not making music, I have no reason for existing.
Quote #4791
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be...
Quote #14690
A man makes inferiors his superiors by heat; self-control is the rule.