Quote #749
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
Quote #16777
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
Quote #17863
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #19863
E.L. Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what...
Quote #6116
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil...
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #22642
Either war is obsolete or men are.
Quote #33216
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #32851
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.