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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #1542
We only do well the things we like doing.
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
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He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker,...
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Grace Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids,...
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Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be...
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I...
Quote #18240
The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its...
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Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #24811
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.