Quote #18730
The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.
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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
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If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Quote #8380
If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.
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It requires a great deal of boldness and a great deal of caution to...
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #22785
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #2236
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Quote #32127
The awareness of the ambiguity of one’s highest achievements (as well as one’s deepest...