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Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
Quote #14119
Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.
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The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power...
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Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
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It is a wise father that knows his own child.
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Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights...
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Nothing is too wonderful to be true.
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Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.