Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #27700
What the United States does best is to understand itself. What it does worst...
Quote #9562
Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #7968
Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.
Quote #25248
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Quote #28398
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Quote #16366
The whole drift of my education goes to persuade me that the world of...
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.