Quote #30872
Man plans and God laughs.
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The present is the necessary product of all the past, the necessary cause of...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #27008
Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.
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Most of our imports come from other countries.
Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Quote #28766
Theology, not morality, is the first business on the church’s agenda of reform, and...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #24571
Our dignity is not in what we do, but what we understand.
Quote #17457
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.