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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
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There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not...
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You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do...
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I do not want to die. . . until I have faithfully made the...
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There is one universal gesture that has one universal message–a smile
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The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
Quote #28055
Do to others, before they do to you.