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There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
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There is no greater sorrow Than to be mindful of the happy time In...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised,...
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Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have – and...
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We’re going to find out who did this and we’re going after the bastards...