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The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and has no...
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Revolutions are the locomotives of history.
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Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
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My telephone calls and meetings and decisions were now parts of a prescribed ritual...
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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In crises the most daring course is often safest.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...