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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #13824
“He means well” is useless unless he does well.
Quote #11953
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
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Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see...
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having...
Quote #24060
A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.