Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It is the product...
Quote #24953
Never utter these words ‘I do not know this, therefore it is false.’ One...
Quote #21802
Wealth is the product of man’s capacity to think.
Quote #24453
I think it a very happy accident.
Quote #1893
There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20,...
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #31041
Now my innocence begins to weigh me down.
Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #2546
A married man with a family will do anything for money.