Quote #23253
For truth is precious and divine Too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
Quote #20151
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
Quote #33269
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #28279
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #13815
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
Quote #20636
A minute’s success pays the failure of years.
Quote #20948
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
Quote #6227
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
Quote #29524
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...