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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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Lloyd Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.
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I celebrate myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging...
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We are all strong enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
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Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been...
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The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really...
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Men moving only in an official circle are apt to become merely official —...
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...