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Even though work stops, expenses run on.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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To a talkative woman Madam, don’t you have any unexpressed thoughts
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long...
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Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
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It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for...
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Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn...
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly...
Quote #10807
Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.