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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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The worst is notSo long as we can say, “This is the worst.”
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...
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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
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Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never with Ignorance.
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the...
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I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a...
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...