Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Quote #1548
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #15797
In false quarrels there is no true valor.
Quote #19936
Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
Quote #24273
I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold...
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The more thou stir it, the worse it will be.
Quote #17932
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
Quote #1787
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.