Quote #25323
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
Quote #30567
Like the old motto of a famous Sunday paper, ‘All human life was there’...
Quote #26287
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
Quote #4595
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #3274
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
Quote #11145
A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
Quote #17042
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.