Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #25583
If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #7009
Thought is the fountain of speech.
Quote #17561
How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my...
Quote #26330
Only lie about the future.
Quote #22621
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Quote #21832
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #32498
Pain is inevitable suffering is optional.