Quote #4135
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #31889
Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #16813
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Quote #15663
Any healthy man can go without food for two days – but not without...
Quote #3019
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #20156
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn’t mean you are wiser...