Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #18679
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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A man should never put on his best trousers when he goes out to...
Quote #33007
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #33625
If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.
Quote #21073
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #30813
Don’t run too far, you will have to return the same distance.
Quote #26754
Look for a long time at what pleases you, and for a longer time...