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Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
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Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do...
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The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter.
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We are in favor of tolerance, but it is a very difficult thing to...
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After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
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The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss...