Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #594
Hope is a thing with feathers That perches in the soul, And sings the...
Quote #6017
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #6132
Never for me the lowered banner, never the last endeavour.
Quote #23803
Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.
Quote #6170
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having...
Quote #24649
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #22624
There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such...
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...