Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #9666
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience by which you really stop...
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #1812
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again.
Quote #16960
We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or fifteen...
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We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body,...
Quote #34228
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #21275
Laughter is an instant vacation
Quote #15148
Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.